LORD GIOVANNI



Limited Edition David Colannino Print

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The grosser the better.

The grosser the better.

Did you hit anything with a hammer today?

Did you hit anything with a hammer today?

I got tired of overpaying for 9v batteries to run all of my controllers and effects pedals, so I decided to discover a source of ultimate power. Apart from being able to run all my gear for an eternity, it apparently also turns Superman gay. I haven’t thought of a name for it, but I’m expecting my Nobel Prize phone call soon.

"That’s a new one."

The MIDI power strip in action. And some high notes.

Usurper

*Sigh* I guess I have to go kill this guy… brb…

I was experimenting with summoning some other creatures from the void last year. This one came out pretty great. Only took 2 and a half hours. Finally someone to truly share my pain!

Now we’re getting somewhere….

Now we’re getting somewhere….

This is going to be a photo finish…

This is going to be a photo finish…

Lord Giovanni’s loyal minion and second in command J.D. is now a professional armorer in the literal sense of the phrase. Get ready for lots of pictures because this stuff is outrageously fun to photograph!

Lord Giovanni’s loyal minion and second in command J.D. is now a professional armorer in the literal sense of the phrase. Get ready for lots of pictures because this stuff is outrageously fun to photograph!

The lesser photographed “Thunderberger” hammer, named after the great weapon-smith who crafted it.